10 January 2006

Work Trip to Paris, France - 9th to 10th January 2006

A nightmare journey to Paris, with a dodgy Eurostar seat wedged in between the luggage rack, the always-opening-and-closing door, and that all-important toilet. It all set me wondering what I had done wrong to deserve such a terrible stroke of luck!

In the hotel, I got strangely engrossed in a game show on TF1, where a woman had a box with an amount of money in it - it could have contained €250,000, or €25,000, or €10,000, or €5,000, or €10, or, bizarrely (maybe this was a cunning French joke), a tampon. The presenter went through a process of elimination that seemed to last forever, before eventually just offering her €40,000 to walk away with. Utterly pointless, but the whole thing was whipped up into suspense as if it were a penalty shootout in the World Cup Final. I'm not sure if we have this show in the UK, but it probably doesn't get aired at prime time on the main national TV channel. Still, at least it takes the collective national mind off all the rioting and social unrest!!

After all this nonsense, I retreated to watching BBC World, which has Annie Lennox as a guest presenter, for a programme about endangered species! What an advert for the UK's media excellence!

07 January 2006

Arsenal vs Cardiff City - Highbury, London - Saturday 7th January 2006

In this match report, everybody seems to be making much of Cardiff's fans, how well they all behaved, and how far away their behaviour was from their reputation as ace troublemakers.

I'd agree, they were very well behaved. If you ignore the fan in the North Bank that started waving a Welsh flag about, and whom it took 6 coppers and stewards to remove, as he flicked the Vs at the North Bank. Oh, and the Cardiff fan that ran onto the pitch from the East Stand, and shoved Manuel Almunia in the chest, before eventually being escorted away. And the fact that they behaved themselves and didn't run onto the pitch - or maybe that was more down to the sheer numbers of stewards and police at the front of their section, who were physically preventing them from getting onto the pitch. (Look how many people are preventing a pitch invasion from the away end here...)If you ignore all that, the Cardiff fans were very well behaved.

Of course, all these antics meant that, whilst probably not at their worst, they were still worse than any other fans that have been to Highbury this season. True, there were a lot of them, which adds to the potential for trouble. And true, they were very loud, and supported their team fantastically throughout the game. But it is a shame that they do seem to have such a large number of complete idiots - they fully deserve their reputation in my mind.

So to the actual football match. Cardiff could have scored within the first 30 seconds, which certainly gave everybody a wake up call. In reality though, this was an Arsenal "win the game early" effort, with a goal after 5 minutes, and another after about 15, to effectively end the game 1/3 of the way through the first half. Arsenal played out the rest of the first half, but then took their foot off the gas entirely for the whole second half.

Cardiff then did what Arsenal had been inviting them to do for much of the last 20 minutes, and scored with about 3 minutes to go, to set up a nailbiting finish. Nobody in the crowd really wanted to brave Ninian Park on a Tuesday night, so that's mainly why it was nailbiting! In injury time, Arsenal did the professional thing, and shut up shop to hold onto the victory. Into the fourth round, and lets hope either for a home tie, or an interesting away trip - Bolton, Wigan, Middlesbrough and Sunderland do not count!!

03 January 2006

Arsenal vs Manchester United - Highbury, London - Tuesday 3rd January 2006

I spent the whole day with a very bad feeling about this one. "Yes, but Arsenal have a great home record", everybody told me. "Yes, but apart from Chelsea (where we got stuffed), we haven't actually played a decent team at home yet this season". Not a good sign, and the fact that (excluding a routing of a very poor Portsmouth team), we scored a massive 1 goal in 5 league games in December.

But, it seems I underestimated how weak Manchester United actually are now - with Fletcher and O'Shea in the centre of their midfield, it seems hard to understand why they are anywhere above the bog standard normal for the Premiership. Van Nistelrooy and Rooney obviously make the difference for them usually, but they did not look like much above the dreary normal for a Premiership team these days.

A very cagey game, much like chess - neither team seemed to want to do anything rash, unless the other team caught them out and punished them for it. But, for a 0-0 draw, it was a surprisingly engaging game as it went on, as the breakthrough looked more likely to come from Arsenal, then United, then Arsenal, then United again, and then not at all, as both sides settled for the draw towards the end.

After the game, and back home watching Sky, it was amazing how much of a United perspective all of the studio pundits had - I miss all this usually, but they really are Man Utd fans!

A positive to end on, 4 clean sheets in a row since we lost to Chelsea, which is an encouraging sign. Now, if we could just see our way to score a couple of goals like we used to be able to, maybe recovery isn't that far away.

28 December 2005

Arsenal vs Portsmouth - Highbury, London - Wednesday 28th December 2005

Something of a stroll in the park - Arsenal were one up inside 10 minutes, 2 up before 20 minutes, and 4 goals up by half time. Then they switched off, saved energy for the games coming up, and played out a goalless second half. The whole experience was reminiscent of the Arsenal that existed before this season, but I think that was probably more to do with how utterly bad Portsmouth were, as well as any specific qualities on Arsenal's part.

The day was extremely cold, and the evening was even colder - not much wind, just extremely cold. Snow outside London had also meant that there were very few trains in from Kent, and none back there after 8pm. Despite that, an attendance over 38,000, so very few seemed unable to brave the weather to get to Highbury.

Its Man Utd next at Highbury, and they will make life considerably more difficult for Arsenal, such is the huge gap between their quality and that of Portsmouth. I couldn't see Pompey scoring all week, let alone all evening, so they left with what they deserved from the game - nothing.

26 December 2005

Huntingdon Boxing Day Races - Huntingdon - Monday 26th December 2005

Off to Huntingdon Racecourse for some Boxing Day outdoor action, instead of the Arsenal game. Its actually the first boxing day for 5 years that I haven't watched Arsenal (and I was out of the country for that one), so it seemed strange not to have to brave the non-existant public transport for once.

As is customary at these things I guess, lots of money was lost, until my saviour arrived in a horse called Jupon Vert - my only winner of the day at 4-1. To be fair, it only won because there was a 3-horse pile up at the final fence, but let's not worry about that.

Horse racing is a strange sport - lots of very wrinkly old men there, who normally probably spend all day in the bookies. I cannot understand the attraction of just watching horse races - it seems like the most boring thing in the world. But, when you're at the course and have small amounts of money on them, it turns into an excellent diversion for an afternoon.

21 December 2005

Doncaster Rovers vs Arsenal - Belle Vue, Doncaster - Wednesday 21st December 2005



A trip to the cauldron of football pictured above, with its white hot, intimidating atmosphere!! The fact that Arsenal fans were given around 2,000 terrace places tempted lots of people into making the otherwise unappetising trip. Its not often that we get to watch football from terraces these days, so this was unmissable for many.


And, with good reason. My first time on a football terrace for a few years, and immediately it reminded me how much I miss them week in, week out. Standing at the back, right behind the goal with around 10 mates, the terrace filled up quickly in the half hour before kick off.


The most enjoyable aspect of a good 3 hours (including extra time and penalties) was the sheer number and frequency of songs - being packed in together much closer than you ever can be with seats certainly helps with this; as does the obvious ability for groups of friends and people that want to sing to park themselves together. Anybody from the football authorities who says that seats can have the same atmosphere as terraces is either blind or stupid, most probably both. This trip reminded me how much I miss terraces, and I will probably now go looking for some lower division or non-league football when I'm at a loose end in future.


What about the game? Arsenal were shocking, completely beaten for workrate and enthusiasm, not to mention willingness to have a shot at goal, by Doncaster. Too keen to pass the ball around the edge of the area instead of shoot, and not keen enough to get stuck in and win the ball back when needed. It seems the problem doesn't just affect our first teamers! So, Doncaster deserved their 2-1 win after extra time. Oh, sorry, they didn't get it. We scored in the last minute of extra time, then Almunia pulled off his penalty party trick in the shoot out. To be honest, we robbed them, and the faces of Doncaster fans coming out of the ground said as much. Never mind, we needed to go through today to get the train back on the rails, so I'll take it however lucky it may be.

Match Report here

18 December 2005

Arsenal vs Chelsea - Highbury, London - Sunday 18th December 2005

Of all the times you could choose to play the reigning Champions and runaway league leaders, you probably wouldn't fancy your chances after you've just lost 2 in a row, and when you haven't scored a goal all month. So, some trepidation all round for this one.


The atmosphere inside Highbury was electric from before the players even came out - it seems after all that we can rouse ourselves for big important games like this, we just can't be arsed against the likes of Blackburn. Oh, and when we start losing big, important games like this, we all shut up again quicksharp.


First half, Arsenal came out strongly I thought, with an obvious game plan to get men behind the ball when Chelsea had it, and not to let them play too much. We made one mistake in trying that, and were punished with the only goal of the half. We also hit the post, and had the ball in their net (which was wrongly ruled out for offside). All in all a good first half performance.


After that, it started to go downhill - when we failed to make early progress in the second half, we quietened down, and in the end Chelsea were easily the better team.


I'm OK about being gracious and admitting all that - we didn't deserve anything from the game overall. But, the way that Chelsea play football really sticks in the throat - 5 players in the referee's ear after every decision; players doing sneaky fouls when they know the referee isn't looking; players going down and rolling around at every opportunity; and the constant moaning, fouling, diving, and, well basically its called cheating.


All very unsportsmanlike, and it stinks. No wonder Chelsea have no respect, when it is clearly a tactic running throughout the club to take advantage of every opportunity, no matter how petty, to possibly gain some advantage. It really takes football to its base level, and that's not something the majority of football fans want or like to see.

11 December 2005

Hard Fi, Maximo Park, Editors, Dead 60s - Brixton Academy, London - Sunday 11th December 2005

The title of this post should start with the words "Kaiser Chiefs". The fact that it doesn't is a real shame.

Firstly, full marks to XFM for putting together such a great bill under the same roof, all in a good cause for Shelter. Much less than full marks to them for ruining all of the gaps between bands with a ridiculously annoying compere, and some of their very self important DJs, who none of the audience gave a toss about. And, most annoyingly of all, no marks for allowing the gig to overrun indefinitely, meaning that many people had to miss the Kaiser Chiefs in order to get the last Tube home.

Before the gig (the week before and the day before), it was billed as a 10:30 finish - fine for the Tube. Given that Hard Fi (second on the bill) didn't even come on stage until just after 10pm, that was clearly never going to happen. Maybe the organisers wanted all the gig goers to get really into the Shelter spirit, by all missing their last Tubes home and having to wander around all night, or perhaps get a dodgy minicab in the middle of Brixton. Thanks XFM!!

What allowed this to happen is probably due in some part to the new licensing laws, which previously would have forced the music to stop at 10:30. Now, with a 24-hour licence, there is no need to stop if they don't want to. I guess we could see more gigs like this in future, where the music overruns to past the time where transport stops - forcing people to either leave early or take their chances getting home. Most annoying.

Anyway, to the bands. Dead 60s were very much like the Coral, or in fact like a cross between the Coral and the Specials, 2 of my least favourite bands. They sounded OK, but I won't be going out of my way to see them again.

Editors, who I'd not seen before, were fantastic, sounding excellent, and their album will be high up on my Christmas list - one great song after another.

Maximo Park came on stage to a warm welcome, and announced that they were going to play their whole album, in order, for the first and probably the last time. I love the album, so was pleased with this. However, probably a mistake, because most of the best songs on the album are in the first half dozen tracks. This meant that the set started to flag halfway through, and by the end, many people that didn't know the album were starting to lose interest. I loved it though!
And then to Hard Fi. Having seen them 2 days previously and loved it, this was every bit as good. Playing to a less converted audience that were also there to see other bands, they really won everybody over with a very energetic, if shorter than normal, set.

At 10:45 when Hard Fi departed, so did I, along with dozens of others. I'm sure that the Kaiser Chiefs were good, but I'm also sure that there weren't that many people still there by the end of their set.

10 December 2005

Oasis, Foo Fighters, Razorlight, The Coral, The Subways - Millennium Stadium, Cardiff - Saturday 10th December 2005

So, after 2 gigs the previous night, I set off unreasonably early in the morning for an extravaganza in the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff. First announced back in July, this gig promised Oasis, Foo Fighters, Razorlight, The Coral and The Subways on the same bill - all in the Millennium Stadium with the roof shut.

Staying the Saturday night in Bristol meant that we went there first to check in. Then, just before midday, we caught the train at Bristol station, bound for Cardiff. Amazingly, given an event with 60,000 people in Cardiff that day, the return trains all finished at 9:30 - halfway through Oasis' set. It is incredible that our public "services" are allowed to so blatantly ignore us when we want them to serve us!!

After arriving in Cardiff, we retired to a bar for a few drinks, before getting into the stadium just in time to see The Subways play. They were surprisingly good, I had expected them to struggle in such a large venue, but they carried it all off very well.

After The Subways came The Coral, one of the bands I detest most in the world. Quite why was summed up by the number of times I heard the question "haven't they already played this one?" - given that all their songs sound the same, they of course played the same song a dozen times. Dull, dull, dull.

I had not seen Razorlight since Alexandra Palace in March, which did not go well! However, even at that gig, Razorlight sounded great, so I was quite looking forward to giving them another chance. And they didn't disappoint, they went down a storm, playing an excellent set that didn't dip at all during the hour they were on for. The singer is clearly an arrogant little bugger, but they get away with it by being a truly solid live band.

Next up, arguably a set that could have filled the stadium in its own right - Foo Fighters were warming up for a UK arena tour, and the fact that Oasis managed to get them as support act raised a few eyebrows when I told friends who was playing at this gig. A huge coup, and a truly world class live band didn't disappoint the audience at all. Some from the new album, some old singles from previous albums, a fantastic set all round.
Finally, Oasis. The big thing about watching Oasis is that your experience depends too much on those around you in the crowd, who can often be such tossers that they ruin the gig for you. It has happened many times before, that the idiot count in the crowd is just too high. A real shame, because your enjoyment of the gig often bears no resemblance to how good Oasis actually were. Little problem at this gig, as the crowd was a good one, so you could concentrate on enjoying the band. Lots to enjoy, albeit from a set which has been pretty much the same all year for Oasis gigs in the UK. There was a surprise outing for "The Masterplan" though, a very pleasant surprise indeed.

Being a stadium gig, we were all finished by 10:15, which allowed time for a quick beer in the Walkabout near the stadium - Welsh hen parties and all!! 2 hours, and a £60 cab ride later, we were all back in our Bristol hotel bar.

09 December 2005

The Others - Koko, London - Friday 9th December 2005

A completely unnecessary one, this. Having just been to see Hard-Fi at the Astoria, and with a further 2 gigs in 2 days over the weekend to come, I decided to go to see The Others play a late gig in Camden. This may have had something to do with the beers I'd drunk, which meant I was up for anything. That, and the memory of the riotous show at the Garage in May, drew me up there.


After navigating the pretty long queue (I must say I detest Camden Town at 11pm, when everybody in the world seems to be trying to do the same thing I want to do), we got into the venue, got a beer, and watched the tail end of the support act, The Crimea. Sounded OK, but didn't really have a chance to get into the set before it finished.


The Others came on just after midnight, and t was extremely easy just to walk up to the front to watch. The front middle was busy, but you could easily stand about 5 rows back, or on the barrier at the edges of the stage.

The crowd were separated from the stage by a row of security and barriers, which kind of ruins the Others experience somewhat, especially in comparison to the Garage in May. The set was good enough, but the real point of the Others is to see them live in a small venue, with lots of stage diving. This didn't have that spark of riot about it, so it felt a bit flat.